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Oh my god.

(Source: flawlessvevo, via styleswanky)

— 6 hours ago with 62041 notes



do you ever realize that there was a moment when your mom or dad put you down as a baby and never picked you up again

I told my mom about this and she walked over and picked me up I am a 22 year old adult woman

(Source: mulders, via tyleroakley)

— 6 hours ago with 389261 notes


Jonah Hill & Morgan Freeman

(via bubble-blowing)

— 6 hours ago with 239720 notes



i am typing with russian accent

how the hell did you force me to read that with a russian accent

(via just-in-case-you-care)

— 6 hours ago with 340213 notes


I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions

(via stabs)

— 6 hours ago with 720215 notes

I brought my little brother Spencer as my date and when I told him I was nominated for this [Hot & Funny] award, he told me that if under any circumstances I won, I had to say the following things. 

(via unshaped)

— 6 hours ago with 650952 notes